I Bathe in Peanut Butter

Aug 21
Aug 21

byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

Aug 21

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

Aug 21
dawnoffulldive:

ソードアート・オンライン - シノン | playback
Aug 21

uni-t-e-a:

amroyounes:

Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas

Aug 21
Aug 21
Aug 21

scarvenrot:

boltong:

dietchola:

mydogsnokes:

video for my spanish 1 class. the directions were “to film a conversation between you and a family member using the basic greetings we have learned so far this year” so naturally i made this

I CANT BREAHTE

iM LAUHGING SO FUCKING HARD GOD BLESS

I WISH MY SPANISH VIDEOS HAD BEEN LIKE THIS

Ah but that Spanish tho

Aug 21

hoopyfez:

timelordinadevilstrap:

Fun fact: tennant forgot his line in this scene and said this instead

WHAT

Aug 21

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.